Don't Count the Seconds, Make the Seconds Count.

you look like you'd love a good fucking ;)

Anonymous

Girl stahp choppin, you be makin me blush

What dafuq why you be comin home at five in the morn, something is going wrong can I smell yo crayons girl answer you phone

Anonymous

girl dont talk to me like dat, or imma smell yo dick

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2, 9,24,46,53

Anonymous

2- Spanish

9- When people are mean, smell bad, and don’t have nice teeth

24- you can make me laugh and can twerk

46- I wont get elected tomorrow

53- gay, retarded, drama, and escribe